Evil school

There are ghosts in every cupboard at our school and zombies in the attic.

all of the teachers are vampires! did you know, voldemort teaches here. he comes up through the floor. when you're learning, zombies fall from the roof and jump on you.

There are scary 3d paintings that jump out at you as you walk past.

the teachers lock you up in the attic for 5 years if you don't listen to them (unless you're a vampire). 

in every tap there are frogs the size of cats and in the attic there are worms that suck your brains out! there are skeletons that eat you.